Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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