I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
