let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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