it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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