At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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