will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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