Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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