you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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