highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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