Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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