doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
