i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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