so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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