gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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