Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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