i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You can't special order awesome
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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