Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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