But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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