just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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