How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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