got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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