Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I had to cum in my sink.
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