Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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