that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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