Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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