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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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