somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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