i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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