Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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