I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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