oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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