so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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