Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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