Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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