Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
