When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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