this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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