What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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