I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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