So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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