just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i came on her dog
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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