Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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