I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Randomize
