He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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