Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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