Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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