My hand turned me down
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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