No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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