You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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