i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.