god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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