so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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