Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
there is glitter all over my balls
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