Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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