dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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