is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just found a bag of teeth...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You pole danced in your parka.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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