She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
