Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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