is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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