you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
