I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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